by DarkAxi0m on April 28, 2008, 07:59:00 am

hi monkeys,
Back from Melbourne now, i thought i would write some kind of an update, been to lazy lately to do anything.

wow it is a lot more easy going here in Adelaide. I don't think we stopped while we where there but it was fun. Sorry to the people who noticed that the site was down while i was gone, not sure what happen. I think there was a black out, and sirmonkeys.com did not restart correctly. O Well.

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THIS VIDEO

Right click and select 'Save as' if you are having problems

Can monkeys tell me if the video here works at all (i don't think it is), if not why not, and if so how good. If the videos works ok, i would rather host them here than on something like flicker etc etc.

Oh yeh i know the video is stole from orsm.net, but yeh he got it from some one else.

A simple four step solution to securing you home and stuff:

1) Purchase a Smith and Wesson 500. The big one, not the 4" or the 6". Join the 1852 Club while
you are at it. Ask for stickers.
2) If you have the cash, purchase another (you have one already right?) large cal rifle. The AnzioIronworks .50 cal or the 20mm is a nice choice.
3) Place stickers announcing the fact that you own such artillery on your windows. You will need a Class 3 for the 20mm so the ATF will give you a sticker when you get that.
4) Whenever you have time, clean all of your firearms on your front porch/steps/whatever in plain sight of anyone walking/driving/running down the sidewalk/road. Do this naked, wearing only a shower cap, one slipper (pink bunny is nice) and a leather belt around your neck. Have an axe handy and in plain sight.

No one, and I mean no one will ever mess with your stuff.

I have to Pimp the show again :)

The Metropolitan Musical Theatre Co. presents

SHOUT

The Arts Theatre,Angas St. Adelaide, 22 - 24 May & 27 - 31 May

Tell them SiRMonkeys Sent you!
(telling them sirmonkeys sent you wont get you cheaper to tickets or fame,
i just like the idea of the off chance that someone does say
"sirmonkeys sent me" when they book, and the poeple on the other end go wtf????)

So that is all i have for now, Until next time, this monkey is signing off. TTFN
-DarkAxi0m

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1 Re: SiRMonkeys 28th April 2008 by jeff on April 28, 2008, 06:22:26 pm

erm yeah... if i got that gun as shown in the video, id probly shoot myself in the gut trying to put it together.. sheesh..

2 Re: SiRMonkeys 28th April 2008 by DarkAxi0m on April 29, 2008, 01:30:49 pm

crazy crazy usa

3 Re: SiRMonkeys 28th April 2008 by jeff on April 29, 2008, 01:42:07 pm

Quote ....." Whenever you have time, clean all of your firearms on your front porch/steps/whatever in plain sight of anyone walking/driving/running down the sidewalk/road. Do this naked, wearing only a shower cap, one slipper (pink bunny is nice) and a leather belt around your neck. Have an axe handy and in plain sight. " - End qoute

yeah, i saw chris doing this yesterday when i drove past ... not a pretty sight, gave me nightmares... i'm not visiting anymore ! ( you're right thou, the pink bunny slipper is just adorable)

4 Re: SiRMonkeys 28th April 2008 by RandomTestMember on April 29, 2008, 01:42:29 pm

testtest

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